Uh-Oh, folks!! It's time to get new secrets!
Hey, don't make it too difficult for me to keep up! I'm a busy man, you know
So they say you Italians are good at blackmail...how much should I write the check out for?
You can't count that high, baby.
You're like an evil Santa.
(and c'mon, you guys don't really believe that s**** about him givin' away all them gifts for free, do ya? What, d'ya think the cold up there in the north froze his brains? That generosity act is just a cover up, sorry t'wake ya up to reality. Ya have no idea what the old fart really
does for a livin'. Ask them elves with the silly pointy ears, ya'll be surprised. Ya gotta beat 'em up a bit, but then they'll sing like that dame Callas on a stage, and when ya hear, ya'll want a piece of that opera too. The man is rich, and it's not clean dough, ya know what I mean? )