OH! We could do this like one of the car companies is doing for grads.....Grandma buys the wheels, Dad buys the doors, Mom buys the steering wheel and so on. Pretty soon, you have a whole car.
Somebody could buy the filing cabinets, someone else could buy the first 20 years' or so worth of material, someone else could buy the final years' material, and so on. Someone could even buy the leftover and used cigars. But, who are we going to get to buy you Uncle Miltie's dresses and wigs???